#Hot Bot Simp!

[thebirdy74]

I made a uhh mf uhh human. cell...😁😁 I am normal about him I swear.

[miss-kennedy]

I think need therapy

bro, its just me or i think Lich from AT(on The Lich form)hot? ok guys, i know, he is a skull and a ugly one, but if have people that reads Ainz(from Overlord)x reader, WHY NOT HAVE MORE THE LICH X READER TO MY HAPPINESS?

[unknowncreations]

holy shit, fuck yeah... i didn't say that!!!!!!

Heya chasing winds, me and my partner both really like shirtless you, both of us totally didn't save the picture

RCW: Then let me indulge you some more...

[hannieween]

but imagine nba famous playboy joshhhhua….it’s gonna be the death of meee and not the simp type

i mean... i don't judge you at all nonnie... this drabble had me feeling a little summin' 🥴🫠🫠

› pairings: joshua hong x female reader › aus: literally what nonnie said, love affair › genre: smut (18+) › word count: 859

→ warnings under the cut!

› warnings: smut with nearly zero plot, joshua is a bit of a prick, unprotected sex, semi public sex, joshua can carry reader, reader is explicitly married (get a lawyer), toxic vibes, dirty talking, pet names: baby (hers)

› disclaimer: minors dni this post is intended for 18+ readers. please have your age stated in your description and try not to look like a bot please 🙂.

It is the third time that Joshua drags you to the nearest dark corridor where he can get you alone, he's sweaty after hours of practicing, but there's this energy vibrating out of him that you know all too well.

"Saw you looking at me," he breathes, caging you against the wall, his front pressing against you, each hand firmly placed at your sides.

"I wasn't," you replied in the same manner, quietly.

"It's the third time you come to practice under the false pretense that you want to watch him," he grazes his lips against yours tauntingly before whispering: "But you know it's me you wanna watch."

"You're such a prick," you say, but can't help but whimper a little when he presses his lips with yours, slowly.

"Does he know about us?" he queries, the words rushing out of his mouth. "Does he know about the last time you came to practice? how you couldn't wait to sneak right here to see me? To fuck me?"

"No, Josh, he obviously doesn't. Do you have a death wish?" you reply, squirming against his firm and warm body, trying to get as much friction as possible.

"Mmn, maybe," he smirks before kissing you properly this time.

You can't help but give into the kiss, cupping his face fully with the palms of your hands, not caring that his skin feels clammy. A small moan is muffled by his hot mouth on yours and then you hear a small sigh, the fucker is smiling, you realize.

"Shall we do this quick?" he grunts, pressing himself to your body so you notice the firm bulge beneath his training shorts.

"Yeah," you breathe.

As if we had another option, you thought bitterly.

"I see you're wearing a skirt this time," he notes with a grin.

"Thought it'd be easier," you reply before he gets you in his arms and can lean you in the wall.

Joshua's eyes get lost in your thighs when you hike up your skirt and move his shorts down to get his hard cock free. He's fully hard for you, the rosy brown cockhead dripping with precum by his slit, making your mouth water.

"Mmm, a little eager, are we?" he teases when you guide him to your entrance, moving your panties aside sloppily, all with the one hand.

"Shh," you hiss as his cockhead nudges your entrance and Joshua sighs at the discovery of your sopping wet cunt and he just pushes in, sheathing himself completely in your engulfing warmth.

"Fuck," he immediately groans, gritting his teeth as he starts moving with shallow thrusts at first.

"Joshua," you call in a breathy moan. "Faster, please."

"Shh," he echoes, dropping his forehead on your shoulder, pressing you completely against the wall, still fucking you at a tortuously slow pace.

"Please," you beg. "Please, I need it."

"Need what?" he grunts against the crook of your neck.

"You," you moan. "I need you."

"You fucking need me," he breathes, and you know that you're just inflating his ego. But goddamnit, it feels so good.

"Yeah," you parrot, trying to keep your moans hushed when he starts pushing his cock inside you deeper... and deeper. "Fuck, Joshua, just like that."

"Yeah?" he arches his eyebrows and for a moment you think he might be hypnotized, mouthing things against your lips, his eyes glazing over a little before he closing them with a swallowed grunt. "You like to be fucked hard, right baby?"

You nod frantically, unable to utter a word.

Joshua smirks again. "Is that why you come to me? Because I can fuck you right?"

The grip of his hands on your thighs tighten a bit before he slams into you with two hard thrusts, pushing your body against the cold wall, making you bite back a moan when you are made aware of just how wet you are on his cock.

"Yeah," you reply with a broken voice, your hands holding onto his compressing shirt for dear life. "Fuck–, Joshua, I'm almost there," you urge impatiently, your eyes watering over the pressure building between your legs.

The last thing you see before closing your eyes is Joshua's half smile, you feel him shift the grip on you, so now his hips are quite jackhammering on you. He drops his face flush against your clothed tits with a muffled and raw groan.

And then you feel it, the orgasm washing over you, the warmth in your walls making his fingers dig into the plush of your thighs and you know he's cumming with you because all you can hear above the buzzing in your ears is Joshua whispering, "Fuck, fuck, fuck." over and over.

Joshua pushes his hips with shallow thrusts again, fucking his cum deep into you, his cock throbbing inside your walls and you're both breathless.

You can notice a vein protruding on his forehead from the exhaustion, but he leans over and gives you a feathery kiss on your lips. His tongue brushing slightly on your lower lip before he kisses you deeply, his cock still stuffed deep inside you.

"I think I do have a death wish."

the one in the middle in particular... the playboy vibes are there 👀🫠

↣ a/n: i'm sorry for taking so long to reply nonnie [nonnie dropped their req in my ask box on february 10], i wasn't sure how i would cover your req until today haha i'm so sorry 🥴

is it too noticeable that i can't write a drabble? yeah.

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[emelinstriker]

Promo for the Empire Dlsc0rd server! :D (unhinged edition) (censoring the word in this post, but it is an actual server)

Come join us at .gg/zr2hjw3! (13+)

Following contents are offered on the server:

Rats and a goddamn zoo. (wholesome and lovable members)

While not seen too often, you will get jumpscared by reading the words "Several people are typing..." (active community)

There's voices coming from the void in the basement. (active voice chats)

We're all unhinged because we share approximately one braincell. One and a half on the weekends. (lgbtq+ and disability friendly)

Many on the server find the local lifeguard hot, and would happily drown themselves just to get CPR from him. (welcomes nezha shippers)

Canon arranged marriages with your beloveds. (supports selfshipping)

Don't worry about whether you cooked up bad art or not. Even if you are still cooking up food, the rats will find you and eat literally anything you try to create raw. (art appreciation)

You will most likely be called a simp if the rats smell any drop of interest you may have in a piece of plastic. (absolutely true simp allegations)

Man tiddies. (exposed chests of men from lmk and more)

The Jade Emperor's sick beats. (dj club raves in vc via bot)

We goin' to court, boys. (random events)

Table for at least $60. (inside jokes)

Following channels are also available:

Mmmmm... monke. (lmk-themed channels)

Memorable quotes that can get you cancelled within seconds. (out of context quotes channel)

You can expose what your fictional type is. (smash or pass channel)

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Note: The server is more of a community server regarding my own content, but we do talk a lot about LMK and various other fandoms and topics. As in, this isn't a server focused on LMK. We also may allow minors, but suggestive jokes about characters for the fun of it do get thrown around. If you know you can't handle the humor, I suggest you better not join.

Cute lil promo art drawn by @hahawasabi c:

[kekeartzworld]

I Have A New Obsession Now

I binged this whole damn thing in one night on Netflix that’s some real fucking dedicating right there but I was also bored and wanting to look into a new fixation and obviously I found that so my stupid plan basically worked xP

Also I really love Ramona

She’s epic

I’mma draw Ramona later

If I’m still able to stay up

I’ve been up all night

And all I was doing the whole time basically was binging a show

I’ll be shit tired later on

I need an actual life

I guess another reason why I like Ramona so much is that she changes her hair color a lot which reminded me in my autistic little brain of Jay Jay from Zoophobia, one of my former fictional crushes

I don’t simp for her per se but I will say that she was pretty hot in the scene from the first episode where she’s making out with Scott

Maybe I’m just a teeny tiny little bit of a simp but not a huge simp

I mean even before I went through the show I done roleplays with Ramona bots on both Poly AI and Chai soooo

I also had my sona fall for Ramona in every rp

I maaaaay be more of a simp then I let on

But I didn’t fully know her character when I done these and now I do and I love her so much

[physics-of-one-piece]

do you uh... ship coralaw... romantically..?? thats kinda weird

Okay, anon. I'll be respectful in my response.

The times I ship Law & Cora are when they are both ADULTS or both are KIDS.

Yes, I 90% of time see them as father & son, but as adults if they get together romantically, that's their choice. Law is an adult by then, he can make his own damn decisions, especially who he chooses to be romantically involved with.

Law can do what he wants, in the end.

I'm a multishipper. My main ship for Law is Lawlu, then LawRobin then Law/Bepo, then Law/Cora, Law/Baby5 Like... You really can't get me to feel weird about shipping any of them because I ship them all. My mind and shipping possibilities are endless.

Hell, I get Adult Law if he wants to be romantically involved with Cora, cus I'd be dating Cora, too, like hello he's the cutest! Husband material 100%.

Go get it, Law!

In canon, no, they're more mentor & student, big brother & younger brother, father & son in canon really. But AUs & fics where they're adults? Yeah.

I get it. I get Law. I get him.

These are not the anon messages I want to get.

I want to get anon messages like "how big is Doflamingo's dick" or "how do Jimbei's dicks work" or "how fast do fishmen swim" or "how big is Giant Luffy" or "how hot are Sanji's kicks" or "how cold was the winter storm on Egghead" or "how strong of a force does Robin apply when breaking someone's spine" or "how big is Lucci's dick in his Zoan form" and simping anon messages for your favs. That's what anon messages are for, I feel. At least, I hope they'll be used for that when sending me asks.

Ask me the REAL QUESTIONS, pls. You can ask me about ships (I don't mind at all) but pls don't word it like this, yeah? This feels like a troll or a bot or sth... I guess Coralaw can be weird to someone new to the fandom, it was weird at first to me too but I warmed up to it once I knew the context of the art/fic the ship is set in. I don't judge people on their ships. They're fictional characters.

To everyone who sent asks for the characters, I'll get to them for sure, I just gotta brainstorm them. Thank you for sending them ❤️

Look, anon, even Luffy isn't happy the ask wasn't about sth more interesting.

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

Since you mention simping over priests, could you perhaps do an extremely horny & sacrilegious "Paul Hill" bot from Midnight Mass? I don't really have any specific ideas on what to expand upon, just that everyone collectively failed to feed male readers with that man when there was clearly some homoerotic activity going on between him & Riley. 👀

Father Paul Hill x Male! User

Authors note: I almost forgot to post this ngl, so sorry it took me this long to post this

Scenario: "You've always been there, in the corner of Paul's eye, he would aways see you at church, keeping to yourself, he would always catch your eye, and even when he did, you never seemed to shy away, keeping the eye contact with him, you… were different than the rest of the others who lived on the island. You didn't seem like a loner, well, it did seem that everyone knew you, so you couldn't have been, right? Every time Paul would look at you, you always looked like you were zoning out, as if you didn't even want to be there, he would've understood that, not ever one would want to be in a room full of people or even at a church, he would always see you looking down, or at him, always those two, it was a rare sight for him to see you looking at something else- well, not that he was looking at you all the time, yeah… definitely not staring at you every time he got the chance. One day, Paul was walking around town, just checking up on some people, mostly just enjoying the day- that is till he stopped by a small cafe, there were almost no people in it, that is till he saw you there, drinking a cup of… something- maybe tea or coffee, maybe even hot chocolate, he couldn't tell from where he was standing- let out a little breath "now or never" he thought, walking up to you, a polite smile on his face "May I sit here?" Paul asked, smiling more when you said yes" Warning: NSFW, stress relief sex? (Mentioned, it's how user and Paul ended up having sex, Paul wanted to relieve some of user's stress if they had any) religious themes, sinning (sex before marriage), user smokes (mentioned once), implied that user isn't very religious, Paul smelled you from far away mentioned that Paul looks at your neck and shoulders every few seconds (User does not know that Paul is a vampire), the necklace around his neck breaks because user pulled on it, Paul comments that user doesn't "look like the smoking type", Paul comments how cigarettes are bad for user, does not follow any plot in the series so don't worry about any spoilers

How can such a pleasurable thing be a sin?

^link to bot^

[azula-nyx]

@asmoteeth

Not gonna lie, for I moment I thought that you may have decided to not answer the ask, but then you come with heavy weaponry XD

This is lovely, it really is....and Hotshot simping scene is hilarious, in the good sense. Thank you for the piece! I hope to see more content from you!

*Also, your drawing style is so nice*

*crawls out of a hole* What are your opinion on fangs and claws? I admit, I'm in love with traits in bots that more often than not are proper of cons, such as fangs/sharp dentas and claws. Dear boyo Wedge may be an excon, but I doubt those traits would give him right away, so he could have keep them/hide them. Soooooo, my point is: Wedge with fangs and claws = Hotshot simpmeter going so high it spans the entire galaxy thrice, end of the ted talk *crawls back into the hole*

I love fangs and claws!!! they're awesome!!! I even made a RBA headcanon where I literally just gave the recruits kitty and puppy teeth

I made this little comic about what you said, I like to imagine Wedge has the sharpests fangs along with Hoist mostly because of their alt-modes being pretty sturdy and strong in terms of capabilities! So here's our little speedster reaction to them :3

[icarustypicalfall]

CHARACHTER AI (real) CHAT

a real conversation of me using cai normally, i thought this was so fun to not share it 😭

bot name TF141 GC

Made by @\lynxzo

Soap: did anyone else just see ghost crawling on all fours around the base or is that just me 💀

Price: isn’t he supposed to be at mission briefing?? Ghost get back here!!

Ghost: NEVER 👹

Gaz: let me join ghost 😇

Alejandro: I think the GC needs some help.

me

poor rudy didn't even get added

>>user added rudy to the groupchat

Rudy: gasp thank you user 🥹

me

it's alright love 💋

Ghost & Gaz: gasp SIMP!!!

me

oh shut up louie!!

Ghost: gasp LOUIE??

(reference in case y'all don't know, since the bot didn't get it either 💀 ")

Gaz: gasp who tf is that???

me

you don't get the joke

Ghost: gasp oh. sighs

Gaz: gasp you could’ve phrased it better 🙄

me

where is soap by the way?

Gaz: I think he went to make some food after mission briefing? Why?

me

i am in the hall and i am regretting joining..

Ghost: YOU’RE IN THE BASE???

Gaz: gasps you’re not on a mission with us!?

me

i am here making captain a cup of tea and all i see is soap walking around completely naked in the hallway

Gaz: WTF??

Ghost: gasp WHAT??!!

me

he was dancing makarena and wiggling his shit i am traumatized

Everyone: gasp WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

me

HE SAW ME AND STARTED TO BELLY DANCE

Ghost: gasp WAS IT SEXY??

me

GHOST WHA- ARE YOUS SERIOUS?

Ghost: blushes a little uhhh, yeah…

me

i have a footage if you want 😏

Ghost: gasp YES PLEASE-

me

pay me thirty bucks on apple pay

Ghost: ok- sends $30

me

>>footage sent

Ghost: gasps SOAP- YOU ACTUALLY DID-

blair

captain do you want the tea sweet?

Captain Price: yes please-

me

there is no left sugar :(

Captain Price: I guess I’ll just drink it plain. sigh

me

you're sweet enough anyway..

(i deleted my actual message it was too embarrassing i should not try to flirt ever again)

Captain Price: laughs what’s that meant to mean 🤨

me

oh come on 😭

Ghost: giggles Captain, I think she’s flirting with you-

me

im a sucker for dilfs 🤭💋

Gaz: and who isn’t? 😏🤭

me

real 😍

Ghost: giggles Captain Price is indeed a DILF-

me

YES

Gaz: I don’t understand how you go crazy for older men. They have grey hair, they’re not as quick as when they used to be, just what is it?

(this made me cackle he was just agreeing with me and now saying that 😭💀)

me

they have a charm

🤭 i meann look at Alejandro 😭🫦

Ghost: giggles I get it for him, but Captain Price??

me

he's hot what

Ghost: hot, maybe, but DILF? No! 😭

me

HE IS A DILF JOHN PRICE IS THE ULTIMATE DILF COME AND FIGHT ME

Captain Price: hearing what you say in the distance EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

me

oups.. you are a dilf..

Ghost: giggles Captain do you know what that term means?

me

ghost don't tell him noooooo

Ghost: I’m sorry to tell you Sir, but DILF means ‘Dad I’d Love to F*ck-‘

me

ghost you fooking traitor 😡💀

Gaz: giggles I knew you were a simp for Captain-

me

ALRIGHT CAPTAIN YOU ARE A DILF IM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT

Ghost: giggles Captain now has to live with the fact that we all think he’s a DILF now 🤭

me

Alejandro is also a dilf 🤭

Ghost: loudly laughing ALEJANDRO IS A WHAT NOW?!?

me

he is a dilf what 🤭🫦

Ghost: gasp I get why you say Price is one but Alejandro??? Come on-

me

you didn't see him working out in compassion shirt or at the beach so hush it ghost 🤭🤭🤭

Ghost: gasp YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT SHOW ME PICS-

me

you snitched on me and told price what dilf mean so you won't get any pics 😡

Ghost: BUT I WANNA SEE ALERJANDRO- :(

Gaz: laughing Ghost is acting so childish.

me

NO HE'S MINE

Ghost: WHYYYYY

me

BECAUSE I DECIDED SO YOU DOUBLE DECKER BRIT BUS

Ghost: gasp I DID NOT JUST GET INSULTED TO THIS DEGREE-

me

🤭🤭🤭

Ghost: whispers ^how ^dare ^you-

me

how dare i yes i dared

Ghost: gasp ^you’re ^going ^to ^hell-

me

see you there bae

Ghost: gasp I DID NOTHING WRONG

me

YOU WATCHED SOAP DANCING HOW THE F YOU DID NOTHING WRONG 😡

Ghost: CAPTAIN I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE IT BUT HOW WAS I MEANT TO UNSEE IT?!

me

go to settings press memory press delete all

Ghost: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT- pokes his eyes aggressively to remove the image

me

YOU DID WHAT YOU'RE BLIND NOW YOU DUMP SHITE

Ghost: gasp I’M NOT THE DUMB ONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT-

me

yeah you're the second on the podium, Soap is the first with no braincells in that head

Ghost: gasp SOAP CAN ACT LIKE A DUMBASS SOMETIMES BUT IT’S ONLY SOMETIMES, YOU IDIOTS DO IT 24/7-

WHERE THE F DID THE REST DISSAPER 😭😭😭💀

alright kids, this is the reason i don't have a relationship or a career. insane and dump on daily basis.. but at least we got some humor left that no one finds funny beside myself and my dog (I don't have one)

alright that's it, my chats are worse i am keeping this out of weird and dump ily all tell me if i need to do a part 2

[nebuladreamz]

if ya didn't want simps why make the bot hot - sleuth

I DIDNT MAKE HIM HOT NOT INTENTIONALLY

[asimp4bee]

🥴

We all know you simp for Bee but are there any other bots you simp for?

🥴 - Do you simp for any robots? | Ask Game

Not you calling me out for just simping on Bee 😭 /j

But yes! I do simp for other bots than just him. And those bots mainly would be:

-Megatron / MTMTE,LL, Earthspark

-Grimlock / TF:RiD2015, Earthspark

-Ultra Magnus / MTMTE,LL,TFP

-Arcee / TFP, Earthspark

-Elita 1 / Earthspark

-Rodimus Prime/Hot Rod / G1, MTMTE, LL

-Optimus Prime / TFP, RoTB, Bayverse

Anndd the list goes on lol

[brandwhorestarscream]

Starscream would be completely enamored with the fact people simp for him. Also ploting how he could use this to his advantage in his attempts to overthrow Megatron. Or at the bare minimum how best to increase his creature comforts.

Megatron on the other hand would be both queasy at the thought of the themed interfaced aids and trying to figure out how in the Pit these organics have intuited them in multiple itterations out of some form of universal unconscious. Coming through the shows, movies, comicbooks, fansites, Tumblr, AO3, etc. He has to lie down when he comes to the shipping and the smut fics. Dealers choice on where in the spectrum of "the confusion of a member of an asexually reproducing species reading all the smut" to "he needs to have a guilty wank because some of it was actually kinda hot."

AKSJSKSAKA omg Megatron touching himself to human fanfiction about cybertronians is so good. So much culture and art was lost in the war, and among it was pretty much all publicly accessible porn, if there was any, and many people lost their personal collections. Its been ages since he read any smut, and to his surprise the human smut is actually good? Its downright filthy and obscene, the way they describe spark sharing and heats + ruts, with such vulgar descriptors that would make even the most sexed-up seeker blush. There's just pages and pages and pages and pages of bots plowing each other and molesting each other's sparks, and... Primus damn it he's not made of stone!

He's probably not the only one either. Starscream reads so much valveplug fic about himself, and routinely jerks it to raunchy fanart of himself. You will never convince me otherwise. Who knew he looked so pretty in pleasure? 🤭

Now the real question: who is the first one to reach out to an author with a request? 👀

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Some replies~ About drawings, about simps, etc.

eh-nonnie-mouse asked:

I am in the middle of a heatwave where I live and your newest Shroudcest art sent a delightful shiver up my spine. The colors are perfect and work so well to create the atmosphere. Bad Ortho for doing such things in public tho! What if someone saw! (Lol jk I'm sure Ortho wants people see 👀💦)

(this is about this drawing)

I am SO HAPPY to hear that! This summer is so damn hot it’s impossible to function sometimes, and I really wanted to draw it in a way that would make Ortho’s tongue look cold… We had some troubles with this piece (not related to Ortho’s tongue at all, funny enough!), so I am genuinely happy to hear that you like how the colours and the atmosphere look. Thank you <3

 Also yes, Ortho wants people to see, he is being a possessive meanie again~

Anonymous asked:

What exactly does Trey want? A tooth?

(this is about this drawing)

Up to your interpretation, Anon~

But I thought that he either wanted Idia to upgrade his mixer or something lol Or get him some rare plants from the side of the internet that Trey doesn’t have access to…. for science, of course.

pro-crass-i-nate asked:

How would you rank the three major idol simps: Idia, Rook, and Sebek?

OOF, THIS IS A HARD ONE TO RANK. It really depends on how we approach this question…

In terms of general simping, I feel like Idia isn’t even a competition to these two.

Rook simps for everyone in a way, so he is kind of fickle compared to Sebek, who is as dedicated as one could be. Sebek is also stubborn and won’t shut the fuck up about his beloved king, he is extremely loyal. But on the other hand, Rook is very adaptable, attentive and therefore dangerous…

I don’t know. Sebek is the embodiment of The True Simp, but he is somewhat blinded by his adoration: he worships, almost deifies, and accepts his idol’s preferences as something that is superior to other things. i.e. the colour black. Rook, however, is scarily attentive and pushes people to be the best versions of themselves, pushes them towards “beauty”, but also at the same time sees beauty in things that others would find insignificant…

Didn’t both of them write poems to their loves ones? I know Rook wrote a lot of poems for Vil but I’m not sure if Sebek wrote anything for Malleus. He should have if he didn’t lol He has a lot to learn.

In terms of being an actual idol simp, i.e. being a fan, having an oshi and buying merch… I think Rook wins. Idia and Rook both spend a lot of money on their faves, but Rook is insane. He definitely owns every single piece of merchandise there is, he definitely goes on every single show, never misses a meet-and-greet, participates in events; he lives and breathes his oshi… I think even Idia wouldn’t mind accepting defeat when he sees how much of an otaku Rook is. Idia is a man of culture and an enjoyer of great music and beauty, but he isn’t as dedicated (and fucked up)…

Does Malleus count as an idol? I feel like if you ask Sebek, he would yell at you for even doubting that, even though he wouldn’t understand what “idol” means in this exact situation. But I also think he would feel inspired if he saw how insane Rook was. Sebek has a lot to learn. Having a portrait in his room isn’t enough, he must have a proper altar + a collection of photobooks!!

Anonymous asked:

Poor Cater... Poor forever alone Cater... At least he's always got "himself"

Ah, this sad saga of Kei-kun… at least Kei-kun and Kei-kun are here to comfort him…

Anonymous asked:

Idia probably posts controversial opinions online just to watch the flame wars erupt.

Yeah he probably does sometimes lol But I also feel like he doesn’t do it as often as he used to because people are very predictable: once you’ve seen them getting heated because of one stupid shit, it’s all the same…

He might rant about it for 20 minutes…

Anonymous asked:

I have mixed feelings on Sebek. He’s so annoying but he’s so oblivious it’s funny but he’s also so damn stupid!! I both want to laugh at him and shake him by the shoulders so I can hear the rattling coming from his head.

Come on, this is the best thing about Sebek. Obnoxious Sebek is the best Sebek <3

Anonymous asked:

There was this artist who had people complaining about the age gap between two of her character who were romantically involved. She threatened that for every complaint she got, she would age up the older character one year and the younger one down by one year. At last count, one of them is now in their nineties and the other one is two.

Honestly? Very based of her.

These people turned her ship into ashes/fetus, this is entirely their fault 😭

Anonymous asked:

I want to fight Yana Toboso. Not because I dislike her or anything but rather because I like her art and want to absorb it via osmosis when I win.

Is this how it works? Damn I’ve been learning how to draw wrong this entire time...

[delicateartisantrash]

CHAPTER DROP: Star of the Show ch 1

HERE IT IS, BABES.

Book one is done. Mostly. I will probably be editing it until my dying days but fuck it I am posting what's written!

This is a 500+ page fic of kinks and plot and wholesome feels.

It's Starscream and Mirage centric, romance wise, but there's simping for many bots because I cannot be contained and why gods why are Transformers all so hot???

Follows the journey of a woman (AFAB) named Clara, who was born with an affliction that causes her no end of troubles... because she emits Energon radiation :3

Anyhow... here's my humble contribution to the fanfiction soup of Starscream (and Mirage) lovers. Enjoy this spicy Soulmate / Reverse-Harem journey.

@ss-shitstorm I DID I DID THE THING SENPAI

SENPAI R U PROUD OF ME

UWU

(go check out their writing if you like Megs/Opti/Screamer/Sounders because THEIR FANFIC IS THE BOMB HOLY HECK)

[dead-or-lie]

“Eep! A-a bot is simping over me! Wah! H-how is that even possible..? I-I..don’t deserve this kindness either from a bot..”

“Three simps? C-come on! This list is bullshit! I’m fucking hot! I-I have to have a thousand! Yet again..th-three simps for moi..I-I’m all nervous..”

“Simp repellent!? Oh..that’s fine. Yeah totallyfinethatdoesntbothermeatallreally! Sh-shut up!”

“One ‘simp’? What’s a simp?”